Health: Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair,... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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The Brian Harvey

By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:42

The irony is now you need a wheelchair, its a vicious cycle.

thatdangmexican 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:42

Old people can be cruel sometimes.

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zed34 18

Thursday 18 July 2013 7:29

They see me Rollin... I smash dem..,

legendxs 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 10:14

Troll granny at the horizon!

Maxilius 9

Thursday 18 July 2013 12:05

If she can't walk, then NOBODY can.

Yolandababy2 14

Thursday 18 July 2013 14:19

I would if sat on her lap and pushed the thing in speed drive and speed my way to the hospital. She gonna be pissed off but oh well. She rolled over my feet so she gonna take me to seek medical attention.

Omniprism 14

Thursday 18 July 2013 19:59

What a bitch.

shan88 14

Friday 19 July 2013 8:03

You said cat problems when you could have said cat-astrophies. For shame!

ttusaatana 5

Saturday 20 July 2013 5:02

Oh my... how fat was she? Because that really can not hurt that much? Or are you setting things up for good old US style lawsuit?

Uniqueview 2

Monday 22 July 2013 4:30

Old people: ruining everyone else's day since god-damned forever.

Ledoggie 7

Monday 22 July 2013 11:31

See if you saw that from a third person perspective I'm sure you'd be pissing yourself laughing xD

Lux2123 3

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:26

man u shouldve pushed her over when u had the chance!!

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