By 19apollo91 - 09/05/2011 17:33 - United Kingdom

Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML
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19apollo91 1

The challenge was to create a protocol for measuring the thickness of double and triple glazed windows (none of which open) around the company's building. Nothing to do with our actual jobs, most of us just figured it was a trick to get the new guys caught staring out of windows. He won't tell me his method...

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bubble25_fml 5

it probably begins with getting on your knees...

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iAmScrubs 19

only sonic the hedgehog can do things that fast.

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benderbot19 0

thumbs down yessssss I love it!! gimme more *dances around*

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bjohnst12 0

nothing is impossible who the power of god

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iEnvade 2

... The hell are you trying to say? Don't bring God onto the Internet, fool.

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NullPointer 20

Yeah, he'll get addicted to all the **** and then who is going to answer little Sally's prayers for a chocolate doll?

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garzanic000 0

Or not. Because you obviously don't have the slightest clue about God.

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bjohnst12 0

nothing is impossible with* god

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Barbarossa_fml 0

Apparently getting it right the first time was... WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!

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Kn0wledge123 21

And then Jesus said "Bring me that ass".

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bjohnst12 0

71 have fun in hell

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subzerojosh 0

no one denied god so they can still accept him thus won't go to hell. they just said don't bring him up on the internet

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andre5006 2

Unpaid intern you mean your new asst manager...should have Googled it

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ImInABox 6

Boo-hoo. Get over it. You guys set yourselves up by making yourselves think it was impossible. YDI.

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perdix 29

Was the challenge figuring out what the hell your first sentence meant?

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endora914 0

well if you think about it the are looking to impress and u are looking to maintain. unless you are a total screw up dies it really matter ??

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SenorAmore 1

If you got time to lean, you got time to clean bitch!!!

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elite_stoner 0

Haha when u worked at mcdonalds there was a die hard mcdonalds manager that would say this all the time, sometimes would say bitch

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