By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
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jmeg_fml 0

i never understood why girls could wear guys' clothes but guys couldn't wear girls' clothes

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dralligator 1

I once had to cross dress as part of a play. I felt so comfy in the dress. XD Most guys just won't understand.

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Arijana 0

I don't think it's such a big deal.... Women clothes are comfy..well most of them xD I would know.. Anyways...I don't think you're gay ! :)))))

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dotsdesu 0

if you thought so then well you deserve it. whether that's a good or bad thing is another thing up to you altogether

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GriefBacon 0

Nice. I imagine your balls felt free indeed. Next time, though, I'd politely decline.

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indiana_gal 0

that is a lil creepy.........

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AmberHall 2

Don't worry about it mate. No harm, no foul. Wearing a dress doesn't make you gay. Society has put limits on the clothes we wear, generally as a form of oppression against women, and gradually we are moving towards a more gender neutral society. The only thing that makes you gay is if you fancy people of the same sex. If you are male and fancy women, then you are straight no matter what you wear. Ignore anyone who says otherwise :)

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leisl14 0

men wearing makeup makes them gay? then pretty much every male rocker, actor, and model is gay.

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giganticbrain 0

I like how everyone now-a-days throws around the word "fag" like it was nothing. #77, I do suggest you listen to yourself once in a while, and maybe you will understand how undeniably stupid you sound. You're probably just some greasy, middle school nobody that labels everything gay to secure your own sexuality. Cause God help you if you have homosexual thoughts, or are even around anything that could be considered "gay". No, cause then you might be made fun. Can't have that, now can we? Everyone is so afraid of anything that's different, whether it be race, or things like this. You make me sick.

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myalleyway 9

god you're a judgmental homophobic jerk who should rot in hell

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Doogragoo 0

Good job giving Wisconsin a bad name jackass

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catriona_cd 0

i am a truck driver, fire fighter, hunter, scuba diver. never sucked dick in my life and never intend on doing so. love a good woman. however i to enjoy dressing as a woman from time to time. this is NOT a fml cos you agreed to it all. just enjoy it lol to quote.. "hon i want to get in your panties.. no, seriously!" lol

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