By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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whysobeachy 37

I'm curious about OP's gender. I can't see it on the FML.

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avenue24 20

That's alright, OP. I'm sure the kids thought it was funny. :) Hopefully the rest of your lesson went well.

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guss5441 18

Atleast now they will be talking about science??

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StupidMonkey497 16

That's really the best way you could phrase it? Lol

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Railroader 16

wish I had had you for a teacher.

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mswim 27

I'm sure that made class a whole lot more interesting.

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FemskyD 26

Im sure you got the attention you wanted, the span of it.. Not to sure :p

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Ramos808 29

Your students would unequivocally be ecstatic to check out your uterus ; )

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trumpy 9

laugh a little..thats really not terrible! i bet your students thought it was funny...i would have!

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pedinhuh 23

Soon as you got their attention, you should have completed it with: "Yeah, science..." And not say bitch at the end, leave them hanging, that will make them pay attention.

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LPac5295 27

Are you kidding? You'd be my favorite teacher if you did that!

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KhaleesiDannie 26

If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses

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PePziNL 20

That sounds more like a crossover between a walrus and Jeff Bridges.

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