By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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mylifesucks_fml 1

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

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Shadomasta 5

Did he make it himself? If so, he's got himself a good set of fingers. Ifyouknowwhatimean.png

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Enslaved 36

Did it look like a hat? A very nice hat?

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starflyer59 17

no. it looked like a ******.. that's what I READ anyway.

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missalkali 8

ok people, it's a reference to an old FML. stop fighting over it. thank you

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Linkerdoodles 15

Romanatic... Is it wrong that I pictured a stereotypical roman guy in his skirt thing, helmet and whatnot after reading that typo?

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MindFreakazoid 10

124- Rory Williams is very Romanatic

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CatieMac 0

you're a girl, you've already got a ******. why do you need a paper one? lol

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ALpein 0

Why not? She'll be a hit at parties!

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perdix 29

All those complicated folds and flaps astound and confuse me. I can't imagine trying to make one out of paper!

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Enslaved 36

Wait until you google what it looks like. It's art, that's for sure.(:

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perdix 29

#55, OK, but I'll have to wait until Monday to look it up on my work computer. It has a high-end graphics card. I'm so excited -- what could go wrong?

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perdix 29

#111, in the office.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Lucky you, working somewhere that GIS'ing "origami ******" won't get you a stern talking-to.

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Vette_girL1980 5

Well when he tries to hook up with you later give him the paper vajayjay. If it was good enough for you, it should be a good gift for him. Hopefully he doesn't get a paper cut!

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mariah_victoria 0

It's simple to type "******". It's not "vajayjay". God damn.-______-

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Forlorn420 9

It's simple to shut the **** up too if you have a problem with it

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bmkc4 1

104 what's the big deal about "vajayjay"? Besides you shouldn't take the lords name in vein

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mvems 13

"here baby, this gift represents my favorite things about you"

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