Intimacy: Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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By ailat0107 - 31/05/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 197

You deserved it 5 663

By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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You deserved it 446

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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You deserved it 19 791

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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You deserved it 5 649

By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 542

You deserved it 4 503

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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You deserved it 3 436

By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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You deserved it 15 455

By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 560

You deserved it 17 507

By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 737

By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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You deserved it 6 968

eeppiicc 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

That's impressive paper folding

mylifesucks_fml 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

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EduJav321 24

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:13

How deep was it?

Webslinger66 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:20

That was quite nice of him. Very thoughtful.

zaac15 2

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:30

I'm not gonna lie that's pretty badass

spottyblanket 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:40

is it wrong that I find that cool?

darkmis1 17

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:52

You should be grateful - those things are hard to make!

redtigerlily 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:16

Seems complex. Props.

IW_RIOT 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:23

It's the thought that counts :)

Helenarth 6

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:27

This isn't a FML or a YDI, because that is awesome! Gotta have a sense of humour.

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:32

Paper cut!!!

maebelline12 12

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:43

how could u even tell that's what it was?it sounds really complicated to make...I'm terrible at origami...;p

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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You deserved it 157

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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You deserved it 43 620

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Today, while working as an Uber driver, I asked my passenger for directions and she didn’t know. She was going to her own house. FML

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You deserved it 637

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 095

You deserved it 7 096

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 484

You deserved it 3 458

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

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Today, like every month, I have to play hide and seek. Every month? Yeah. My cervix somehow moves around inside me, and if I want to bleed into my menstrual cup and not around it, I have to find and catch my cervix first. FML

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