By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 685
You deserved it 4 716

Same thing different taste

Top comments

mylifesucks_fml 1

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

Comments

Ironically, in my estimation this gift could have two diametrically opposite meanings. One it could be an elegantly vulgar materialization of his objectification and expectations of you. Two is he's honoring the sacred, archetypal, creative feminine in you in art. I don't know him so I can't say

I actually think that's kind of cute and funny! Lol I would laugh so hard if my boyfriend did that! ...If I had a boyfriend... Forever...Alone. LOL!

melrose90210 10

That is some ******* talent.

That's actually pretty cool. I'd be stoked to receive that.

Perhaps if you let him see a real ****** he'll stop giving you paper ones.

Lucious306 7

Should've made and origami penis to compliment it...

iFizzgig 11