By LolKaleb - 27/08/2014 03:02 - United States - Frisco

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Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
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LolKaleb 14

It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.

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Top comments

BananaMan844 4

Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!

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princesspeachxox 18

More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?

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Comments

Omniprism 14

Why would your mom comment on its size? Was she trying to diss you in a playful way? I'd be mad. And just for good measure it's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm.

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cjwayy 22

Dude get your own towels.

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finiclepie 6

Who takes a shower while friends are over ?

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missraquel180 4

Wait, wait... The real problem is, why did you have a shower while friends were over?

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kittymisfit 13

That comment is pretty funny... but from your mother? WTF? What mother feels it's appropriate to comment on the size/quality of her son's equipment?? Send her the bill when you end up in therapy. *sheesh*

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PokeZilla 9

The better question is how on earth would she know? O_o

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trendkilla254 4

anything is small when you compare it to the cave you fell out of.

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