By LolKaleb - 27/08/2014 03:02 - United States - Frisco

Spicy
Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 446
You deserved it 4 943

LolKaleb tells us more.

LolKaleb 14

It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

BananaMan844 4

Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!

247 16
princesspeachxox 18

More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?

164 8

Comments

artsytoast 7

These FMLs make me realize that growing up doesn't necessarily = getting more mature :/

3 1
mangelon86 15

You're mom is awesome. If I was a friend over your house at the time, yeah, it would be a while before I let you forget that.

5 0
Xandrick 22

1062 people are complete jerkholes.

0 4
TheCrispyCat 20

You'll hear about it forever. I guarantee it.

1 2
Frostillicus123 10

if they're true friends you'll never live this down

4 0
BabyrooKid 11

So much for things being bigger in Texas.

2 3
JKPwnage 27

#DammitMom goes trending in 5... 4... 3... 2...

1 4
Chibi_Kitten 24

Your friends must have never heard the quote "good things come in small packages."

1 2
Druu 53

Convenient that OP has said "small package"...

1 1