By LolKaleb - 27/08/2014 03:02 - United States - Frisco

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Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
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It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.

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Top comments

BananaMan844 4

Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!

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princesspeachxox 18

More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?

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Comments

AppleBonkers 13

Why would you take a shower when you have friends over

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Alikgentry 8

I'm sorry. that actually cracked me up. but think of it this way, if it's not fully erect, there's no way to know the real size.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Talk about a lack of respect for personal boundaries! FYL

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NPN_Scorpio 16

If they only keep bringing it up for a month, I'd say you have pretty awesome friends.

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tonyfan00 38

Find a way to pay her back...and grab your own towels from now on. Sorry OP

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taylorpric3 9

Month? your lucky if it was any of my friends I would never stop hearing about it be lucky.

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Rs90 0

What the F. Why don't u take ur towel with u. I smell possible incest.

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tbon3r 15

maybe great things cum in small packages

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