By LolKaleb - 27/08/2014 03:02 - United States - Frisco

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Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
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LolKaleb 14

It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.

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Top comments

BananaMan844 4

Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!

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princesspeachxox 18

More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?

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Comments

clemscott 10

Why were you naked in front of your friends and why was your mum giving you a towel?

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sNOOBie_fml 24

He wasn't naked in front of his friends. He took a shower before they came over and his mom brought him the towel to be helpful.

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mkm1387 2

I thought everything was big in Texas?

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LolKaleb 14

It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.

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NeatNit 32

You're hardly the only person, who does this, but I never got why people don't lock the door when they shower. Some don't even lock it when they're using the toilet! It's really annoying, both for them and for the person entering. "Why didn't you knock?" Why didn't you lock the ******* door?!

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kingdomgirl94 29

Knocking still seems like a good thing to do...

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DenBriZel 31

@NeatNit that's fine and all but some people dont have locks on their doors. ? just a thought.

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xxbvbsusanxx 21

I'm not quite sure why #129 had gotten thumbed down..(I thumbed him/her up) I didn't have a lock on my bathroom door until this year, and we've been in this house for 4 years..

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THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Your mom knows how to have fun and to what she said...OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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sNOOBie_fml 24

Dude, your mom saw you naked multiple times when you were younger (changing your diaper and stuff). To me her reaction is a bit weird, but I guess it's embarrassing to walk in on her kid as a grownup.

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Tyler0114 6

Gonna get neg reps but even though she saw him as a baby he has a small penis atm

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BSIrishman 6

Why has no one asked the question why his mom was in the bathroom to give him a towel?? He obviously must be old enough to take care of himself.

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rachangie 19

Read the follow up before reverting to idiotic questions....

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Shrillcaleb153 9

Who has their mom bring them a towel and not have one already in there?

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Maccaroney 11

Only a month? lol Keep dreaming.

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