Intimacy: Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a... - FML

By LolKaleb - 27/08/2014 03:02 - United States - Frisco

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Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML

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LolKaleb 14

Thursday 28 August 2014 20:19

It got posted yay. Well some were asking why I showered while friends were over. I had came from the gym and I left my door unlocked for them to come in since they were walking distance away. As I came back sweaty I decided to shower so I wouldn't ruin the couch. As I got out my mom came in to give me a towel since she didn't want me using my old one but she so happened to come in at the same time as me getting out the shower. My friends are still talking about it so yeah I have a good 2 or 3 weeks left before it's over.

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BananaMan844 4

Wednesday 27 August 2014 11:57

Yikes... I'm real sorry about that, OP. Sounds like your mother needs to be a lot more mature!

princesspeachxox 18

Wednesday 27 August 2014 12:17

More importantly why is his mum giving him a towel?

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clumsyninja13 21

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:28

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epost1 13

Saturday 16 January 2016 0:01

well hopefully a year later, it's stopped by now.

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