Intimacy: Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Same thing different taste

Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Don't mind me

By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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Sexy

By Chels - 24/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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By thanks, fuckface - 16/11/2012 19:42 - United States - Parachute

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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stieglar 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 12:50

Next time it happens push his head back down. Hard.

A07 48

Thursday 25 June 2015 12:43

I'm guessing he didn't really know he'd struck gold? Sorry OP

Comments

_jordii 11

Friday 26 June 2015 5:43

That is honestly the worst ?

Mmorpheus 14

Friday 26 June 2015 14:29

Next time wrap your legs around his head so he can't stop

manofletters 2

Saturday 27 June 2015 9:34

How do douche bags like this even land a girlfriend?

sws_1121_bvb 6

Saturday 27 June 2015 19:27

If u think about it, u never know why she called him name... What if she already came and she wanted to tell him to continue anyway just in case he was about to stop lmaoooo

Badkarma4u 17

Saturday 27 June 2015 20:18

That happens. The appropriate response is "Don't stop!"

Sergei_Borodov 0

Saturday 27 June 2015 22:27

I would've done the same thing.

Elizabeth_Scholt 18

Tuesday 30 June 2015 6:00

Hahaha! Thank you for the amusing comments, guys! They are making me smile. I'm so happy that one of my submissions actually got posted this time!! My boyfriend (Spencer) still doesn't know I posted this, but I find it hilarious. You are all awesome!!