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By Username - 12/05/2011 11:09

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 17:00

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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By Greatgrandpa - 30/11/2014 17:29 - Curacao

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

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Top comments

spazticechidna 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

how many times u plan on getting married. damn

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LairaIsKindaCool 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:58

statistics aren't always accurate

kat815 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:02

Maybe u should see what he's doing right and take a lesson from him

khaya 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:02

Someone needs to have a safe word in the bedroom, or it's gonna be three divorces lon your son's 18th.

Erindub 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:06

Thats pretty sad dude. Maybe its time to give up on marriage.

Tempuser117 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:07

Ha ha Mega mind reference. (Or I took it to be one)

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:07

Why are people on FML so brutal? I gave a decent comment on what i thought the FML was about and i get down thumbed? You're all monsters and hurt my feelings :(

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:13

Goddammit it, why does this keep happening to me?!

petrc1290 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:15

I read these in the characters voices

benderbot19 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:18

you're also jealous you can't dance like this *does the robot*

FreebirdIII 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:24

Wow, you really know how to pick em!

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