Work: Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

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By Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By 1nfected - 26/08/2009 17:07 - Canada

Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 1 October 2010 16:05

Noo, he obviously picked up the phone and pretended to be speaking to his wife... heck he probably made up the wife thing to because he was embarrassed. Cause you know, everyone must think you are as good looking as you obviously do. :-P

tpea 1

Friday 1 October 2010 16:02

This seems to happen to me a lot. :$

Comments

thedopetroll 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 7:11

Smooth moove, dumb ass.

yuggi1 11

Saturday 2 October 2010 9:44

Yup. Calling in sick will only make the incident more awkward.

Lacrosse00 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 10:30

U really shouldnt call in sick. It was an honest mistake. Unless of course your not cute.

skimonkey96 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 15:08

HELLO, SOMEONE HAS NO LIFE.

ShakeZula7 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 17:05

You deserve it for being so self-centred and conceited. Not everybody is talking about you.

xtfauthorx 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 21:05

123rd

Loviinqx3 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:27

:s it's only a mere misunderstanding!! we all have those. X)

tranZyBoneZ 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:01

stop being so desperate! or you could just come get your rocks off with me. happier hour? c'mon. like any REAL potential men for you are there. unless you want to share "cosmo's" with the girls, c'mere to my bedroom.