By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 295
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Same thing different taste

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That sucks, OP. You have the sympathy from both me and the old man looking over my shoulder at my phone.

Maybe he was just dressed as a hipster but you couldn't see his iPhone...?

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Looks can be deceiving, he could be a cool guy. edit; he could also be rich!

Sorry OP, hope it works out for you.

Wow!! He made a home in your mother's heart.

Wow, aren't you judgmental OP? So homeless people are not worth dating?

Maybe she's dating him because he's a genuine great guy.

Maybe he's trying a new fashion trend like DERELICT! Hobo's so hot this season.

Something you both can have in common, mooch off of mama ?

On a more positive note, at least your mom didn't catch you watching **** and made you watch it through with her while she gave you play-by-play remarks =].

ForeverJasmine 26

Oh wow well at least your mom is happy? Money isn't everything you know (: