By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML
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Emmamazing 26

That sucks, OP. You have the sympathy from both me and the old man looking over my shoulder at my phone.

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booze_n_bitches 37

Maybe he was just dressed as a hipster but you couldn't see his iPhone...?

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sweatynate 13

That was the biggest plot twist since Sixth Sense.

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Karmca 8

I feel bad for you son he has 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

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Goochlet 13

Tv show: my new dad is a homeless man!

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mucska 12

Are you absolutely sure he was homeless? Never judge a book by its cover.

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eddyinfinity 21

"Now your nightmare comes to life." - Avenged Sevenfold

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Culito97 10

So you were riding your bike.. How does your mom come into picture?

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bobsanction 18

If he makes her happy, who gives a ****? At least you know your mother isn't a golddigger.

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justanotherfmll 4

Good thing you didn't give him the money..

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