Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls...

By KingUrge - 26/04/2013 08:36 - United States - Victorville

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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Busted

By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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uiskibum 12

Friday 26 April 2013 15:47

well.you can still say that you got to party with some.hot girls.

jtthegr8 26

Friday 26 April 2013 15:46

Well you should always expect the worst or random possibilities. Not saying it was your fault but, I am saying to look for things that are too good to be true.

Comments

HortonThelephant 15

Friday 26 April 2013 15:49

With all the freaky shit I've seen on the 'net, I'd be willing to bet someone out there would find that to be a good time!

Pussycat86 18

Sunday 28 April 2013 4:30

Loooool, for the hot girls maybe ;)

oj101 33

Friday 26 April 2013 15:50

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

mario2012 18

Friday 26 April 2013 15:54

Epic troll job.

grumpybr 13

Friday 26 April 2013 15:55

I'd slap these bitches. Being good looking does not give one the right to treat other people like crap.

allliseee 8

Friday 26 April 2013 16:06

well, that escalated quickly.

grumpybr 13

Friday 26 April 2013 16:07

Hort girls, they think they can treat others like s*

ComoEsJuan 24

Friday 26 April 2013 17:23

Hot girls can, but hort girls, that's a different story..

grumpybr 13

Friday 26 April 2013 19:28

Had not noticed lol. Nothing I can do now

thejimler 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:32

You could make it a new word with its own definition. Hort - Someone who is considered very attractive, but uses that trait to act insulting, rude, or mean to others. :P

grumpybr 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 17:24

Yep! Though I think people are here to discuss FMLs, not grammar mistakes. (Or mistype)

firefighter925 18

Friday 26 April 2013 16:19

Should of busted their window

gc327072 30

Friday 26 April 2013 19:57

Should have paid attention in grammar class.

Axipiter 24

Friday 26 April 2013 20:35

HAVE! HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE! Jesus Christ...

perdix 29

Friday 26 April 2013 16:19

Getting any attention from hot girls is a good thing. If they find you really repulsive, they ignore you and look right through you. If you are a good sport, you are on your way to getting laid. ;)

challan 19

Friday 26 April 2013 16:20

Nothing says party time like being covered in sour cream and onion dip.

perdix 29

Friday 26 April 2013 17:28

#23, makes me want to double-dip my chip ;)

notsosweetgrl 7

Friday 26 April 2013 16:54

I'm pretty sure that counts as a party, so you can go brag to your friends jus say "I got to party with hot girls, there was good food and party games" lol