LGBTQi and Love: Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman...

By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Weird dude

By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00

Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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Obey!

By twinkygaymer - 27/06/2020 02:02

Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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Wednesday 20 March 2013 12:06

More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.

BlowinChronic 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 12:09

Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.

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stanleyc007 1

Thursday 21 March 2013 23:37

Its worse when you are gay trust me suck it up butter cup

ethanman82 8

Friday 22 March 2013 2:10

Wait if you are girl and..... ******!

PurpleKicks 22

Friday 22 March 2013 2:32

1 word... brilliant! :)

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 22 March 2013 2:44

It's just Pat.

polkadot3155 6

Friday 22 March 2013 4:04

If it makes you feel any better your boyfriend might just look like a girl........

slap_u_much 6

Friday 22 March 2013 13:26

Should have punched them in the face

Captain_Flappers 7

Friday 22 March 2013 14:56

People like her ruin America. Why didn't you slap her?

xghostvirusx 4

Tuesday 28 May 2013 10:13

Look at the bright side. There ks a chance that they actually were just calling your bf a lesbian.

Kc1001 14

Saturday 15 June 2013 6:56

she's disabled. ignore her.

flashback_fml 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 8:00

Wow if you look like a man and got a bf don't let him go

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Same thing different taste

Weird dude

Obey!

Twins

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