LGBTQi and Love: Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman...

By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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Same thing different taste

By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Weird dude

By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00

Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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Obey!

By twinkygaymer - 27/06/2020 02:02

Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML

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Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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loloalltheway 23

Wednesday 20 March 2013 12:06

More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.

BlowinChronic 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 12:09

Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.

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fuggotmuggot 14

Monday 10 February 2014 19:59

Do you workout? or do body building?

fuggotmuggot 14

Monday 10 February 2014 20:00

She's still a homophobic bitch.

ryanator008 23

Wednesday 4 June 2014 5:00

Maybe she just has bad eyesight

thatnewgirl 16

Monday 22 September 2014 5:09

don't worry in get the same reaction because I have short hair and spike it into a mohawk

TallMist 32

Wednesday 6 May 2015 19:01

Holy shit, I hate bigots like her. You should have punched her square in the face. (Okay, that's a bit harsh, but I really do hate people like that.)

SaniK 17

Friday 24 July 2015 15:45

Funny part is SHE is the type of people ruining America and I say that being Christian myself.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 2 August 2015 23:45

She's ruining America.

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Today, I sent a draft email to my boss. The receptionist, thinking they were being helpful, forwarded it straight to the client. It's not ready for the client. I mean, it is NOT ready for the client. Really, really not ready for the client. FML

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Same thing different taste

Weird dude

Obey!

Twins

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