By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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mps1969 8

Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .

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wannabesinger 16

Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?

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emmmilyyy 0

yeah ur obv a shitty nanny letting a ******* toddler go in a jacuzzi! ydi fatass. eat a ****** salad bitch

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zippit09 0

99.9% chance they're trying to troll.

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CleanSheets 0

because she's not 3 years old... Sheesh, she's 3.5 years old...

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pasiphae9 5

To be fair on the op, most girls have a little bit of a gut. It's meant to be there as an extra bit of padding for a baby when you get pregnant, meaning it's incredibly difficult to get rid of it. The op probably isn't fat at all.

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PhattySaxx 0

ohh... maybe she's pregnant... haha!! try jogging that off lol

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mollyholden 0

wtf why would you being a 3.5 year old into a jacuzi?! retard.

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KurouTenshi 0

Basically: "Today, a 3 and half year old told me indirectly that I'm fat. I am indeed fat. FML" Right? :

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saranottelling 7

Yeah. That's pretty much what all posts are now: "Today, a kid was being honest and told me I was ugly/fat! Please tell me I'm not! FML." or... "Today, I walked in on my mom/dad/brother/sister/boyfriend/girlfriend doing gross things/cheating on me and I just made out with her brother/watched Oprah/lit the cat on fire. FML."

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saranottelling 7

I was thinking of the old post about the cat sniffing a candle and being lit of fire.

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CheshireHalli 19

Sara, it would be an FML by itself if the OP watched Oprah. =P

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saranottelling 7

I know but don't say that! She controls the world, I'm pretty sure she's watching us right now because for some reason I was to subscribe to O, The Oprah Magazine...

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CleanSheets 0

So true. Oprah is the DEVIL!

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purpleisacolor 0

or "someone told me the truth about how i look or act, take pity on me bacuase i have no real friends so i look for them online" lol

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perdix 29

Hey, Tripout, go for it, brother! To each his own, I always say. Just a warning, though. If some dude has left a schmeer on that bagel, nemnisht, don't take it.

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smhallo 0

why the hell was a three year old in a hot tub

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Acuvue 0

Uhhh, yeah, 3 years old is WAY too young to be in a jacuzzi.

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lindsaylikeomg 0

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have kids that young in the hot tub..

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CyclonePsycho 1

3.5 years old? Does it matter what her exact age is?

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perdix 29

At age 3.0, we wouldn't have believed that she had the cognitive skills to compare body fat to a different object. By age 4.0, she would have been bitchslapped for telling any Fattie McFat-Fat that she is fat. Thus, this FML could not have any credibility unless the kid's age was about 3.5.

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CyclonePsycho 1

Mmm, makes sense. In that case, I applaud the OP for going that extra mile in proving to us that this FML is most certainly not fake. *golf clap*

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