Miscellaneous: Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching...

By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By Shannon - 29/11/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By heresmybellybotton - 18/07/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .

wannabesinger 16

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:51

Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?

Comments

allysgotstyle 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:41

She probably said that because she was in a ******* hottub, kids aren't allowed in a hottub till like 11+ Probably was getting light headed.

spoooner 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:23

thats brilliant XD a bagel!

dramatic11 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:14

Kids don't know how to tell white lies, or really be nice, heh. I wouldn't worry about it, I think most normal sized girls without eating disorders and the like (or photoshopped pictures), usually have a little pooch around their belly.

crazysexicool201 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:05

Dude my 3 year old niece wouldn't step foot in a hot tub...this reminds me of the special K commercial during Xmas when the kid sees his mom bending over in a red robe and says "Santa Clause!" Lol

JP101 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:30

TDI, fatty. Lose some weight!

DRY0YRD 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:10

I don't get it, does, "Like a bagel," mean fat, or is there just a large hole in your stomach?

SickSickSick7511 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:57

I'm killing myself laughing that you wrote 3.5 XD

Atiuqol 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:51

Why the **** would you put a 3 year old in a jacuzzi in the first place, moron! You should be fired from your job for being an idiot and endangering a child's life.