Miscellaneous: Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching...

By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By Shannon - 29/11/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By heresmybellybotton - 18/07/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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mps1969 8

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .

wannabesinger 16

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:51

Should a child that young even be in a hot tub?

Comments

sobe23 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:29

I agree with #81, child under 12 are not supposed to be put in hot tubs/jacuzzis because it speeds up their heart rate too much which could lead to serious damage. Let me guess, you stayed in for a couple hours right? You're a failure for being a terrible babysitting.

thor89 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:10

Who the hell says 3.5

hi_aly 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:55

lmao I agree... 3.5?

shitdy524 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:24

She probably ran out of space you idiots and had to go back and change somethin. You only get a certain amount of characters.

asimmons7816 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:39

Side effects for children under 12 in hottub include all of those already mentioned, but the hottub can also mess up the growth and development of her reproductive system. I would suggest mentioning this to her parents, possibly showing them literature. And don't worry about being a little overweight, if it bothers you work it off, if it doesn't embrace it (unless it affects your health).

harrypotterfan12 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:30

wow what did she compare it to? a doughnut?

Haileykins 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:25

fat people shouldn't be allowed to wear swim suits.

crzy4life 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:15

it's ok she's only 3.5 years old

cc61212 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:50

I agree with #17. I mean seriously people, chill out at the fact that she put "3.5". Who gives a shit? OP's shortening of "three and a half" is no different than the people who shorten down every single thing they text or type. Anyways, I think that it's a YDI for wearing a two-piece if it's not appropriate for your size, but FYL for having someone, even if she was a toddler, point it out.