Intimacy: Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having...

By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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StefanKa 23

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:28

Well, if your dad us hung like a horse she's a lucky woman. Be happy for them and next time put on headphones ;)

junkman6 22

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:29

Well they say what's in the jeans is passed down in the genes. I'd say having a horse **** isn't such a bad thing OP.

Comments

SgtAssCheeks 21

Thursday 16 January 2014 14:51

You... you just suggested OP to join sexual intercourse with HIS (Not her) parents? I'm so done with humanity.

Meld86 12

Thursday 16 January 2014 15:07

It's good your parents are still into each other physically. That can be you when you're married with kids

JMichael 25

Thursday 16 January 2014 15:47

That's when I put my headphones in and turn them up as loud as they can go without destroying my ear drums

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 16 January 2014 16:20

Just leave or tell them to be quieter or just ear plugs...

ilcoach18 4

Thursday 16 January 2014 17:50

Sorry you had to hear that :( I know exactly how you feel

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 16 January 2014 18:35

Maybe they were watching a western.... Broke Back Mountain, perhaps.

befml 7

Thursday 16 January 2014 19:11

I actually laughed out loud pretty hard at this one. I usually just smile to myself or chuckle a bit. Thank you OP.

zahidnasir 22

Thursday 16 January 2014 19:28

whatever, respect them

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 16 January 2014 19:54

I would rather have heard my parents having sex once in a while than the constant loud screaming fights and arguments I heard growing up. :-( Your parents have a healthy marriage. Be happy.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 16 January 2014 20:11

Wow, I don't know which is more painful for some of you: listening to your parents fight or listening to your parents ****. Either way, OP, a good set of headphones or a loud stereo just might drown them out. I say play it on speakers. Are your parents aware you can hear them going at it?