By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
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WCARlover 34

I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)

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Nyx_fml 23

Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.

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Poetaster 10

I take it he was talking outta his butt?

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Enslaved 36

Maybe his gerbil wanted to make a call.

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aaron_usmc 0

Can you hear me now?..... shit dropped the call.

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theboy13 13

the vibrator apps need a warning on them I guess .....

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dannnngthatsux 19

"It was just sitting on the couch, I left for more popcorn, came back and sat on it. All the way? Oh, I.wasn't sure what it was so rather than get up, I.tried wiggling to get it out." Better than a lightbulb. Look it up folks.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

I guess he missed the memo about never sticking anything up your ass without a flared base. Your life sucks but he deserves it.

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threer 30

DocBastard, is that you?

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threer 30

Wait, shit. Did I really just find the exact same comment above me???

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The_Mr_Troll 14

That makes me think of an episode of The Big Bang Theory... Secretary: "I've got a robot hand graspin' a man's penis out here!" Howard: "Could you be a little more discreet!?" Secretary: "I'm sorry, we don't have code for a robot hand graspin' a man's penis."

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Trish01 23

It reminds me of Scrubs where they have an "ass box" with all the things they removed from people's ass holes :D They also brainstorm extensively on how to remove a lightbulb without breaking it

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