By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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rhysfucker 24

learn to lick, my brother. if she gets 3 nuts before u ever take off your boxers, you'll be a rock star, never mind your thrusting skills. trust me; repeats dont lie!! also try the 2 fingers on the G spot, thumb on the clit merry go round. again, trust ...

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mzfoxy31 0

Yeayahhh!!!! That's what I talkin bout!!! ;)

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zero1469 0

damn shes a G lol

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katierocks 0

DAMM if some one REALLY says that then that means you did it with you dead grandma because you thought it was great but grandma was dead so poor grandma can't say any thing

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moonglow93 4

dam that must suck !!

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Zombie65 0

Damn that's some Cold Blooded shit there

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sxe_beast 11

YDI for sucking in bed newb.

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