By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Show your switch blade skills on his face.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

This is why I'm not having kids

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MoZZie_fml 0

that'll teach ya! dont flinch like a little pansy

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causticgirl 6

Someone should smack the rubber band kid's parents. They are obviously behind in the discipline area

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DaMan25 4

Never play with knives

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EmperorHilo 11

They will come out eventually just try not to le tit bother you.

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crazyrunnergirl 7

And this is why I dislike kids

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meemee123 4

Ur fault for playing with knives!! :0

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Jirekianu2 19

He's a performer. It's not his fault the kid is a ******* delinquint

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Chapin89_fml 4

I hope that kid became the center of attention when he was getting the worst beating of his life?

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