Today, at 1:30 in the morning, I was trying to charge my phone... - FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 11:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, at 1:30 in the morning, I was trying to charge my phone and it wouldn't charge, so I tried every charger in the house. When that didn't work, I turned my phone off and went to bed. Five minutes later, I got back up to try something else and realized I didn't have the power point switched on. FML

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