By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
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RipIt 0

that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway

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Squander 3

Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.

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Hunter109 0

she's psycho. but if she doesn't believe u them like that dude said, u dodged a bullet.

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boomjack 2

I hate to say it, but she was probably piss drunk and just looking for someone to spend the night with.... and you missed out.

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christys25 0

Just explain what happened. If she can't understand, then she's probably not worth it.

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neonskittzy 0

she sounds crazy probabily a good thing you were sleeping.

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KurouTenshi 0

yeah one time an Oocca tried warning me my first trial was in the dungeon to the NORTH, but I didn't get the letter until AFTER I had gotten the crap beaten out of me somewhere in the desert that lay WEST -_- stupid invisible monsters...

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PsychoMerk 0

watch out for the Blehblehbleh's!!! D:

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LauraTheKiwi 0

quick, grab onto our tongues!

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VolleyballSMASH 1

" what? how am I supposed to- bleeeeeeeh"

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Women need to stop jumping to conclusions. FYL.

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lovelyred 0

If she really likes you she: 1. Would've asked you in person. 2. Not texted you at 1 am. 3. Not have been a little bitch about you not replying. So I say screw her. And plus, where are your balls? Aren't you supposed to ask her out?

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lovelyred 0

@#25 He's been trying to date her for three years, but after three years she asked him out over a text at 1 in the freaking morning? I think after three years he should have grown a pair if he really liked her. And we aren't talking about a high school dance, we're talking about an actual relationship kthx.

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JS000 0

If anyone likes anyone for 3 years, they should ask. Not pine away secretly.

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skyttlz 32

I asked out my bf and were still together 16 months later

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Menick47 0

#1 No dude your acctually FIRST! Bask in the awsome!...

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Laurendorcus 0

it sounds like she was just messing with you. If she was interested she would have said yes to you a long time ago. Its almost like she was hoping you were asleep just to f*ck with your brain! FYL

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