Love: Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for...

By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

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Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

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By Princeton - 22/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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RipIt 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:25

that's rather unreasonable, she probably would've turned out to be a crazy controlling bitch anyway

Squander 3

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:26

Let me get this straight, if someone doesn't answer a message sent at ONE IN THE MORNING it is assumed that the person's dead or hates them? That's just a terrible tale, FYL.

Comments

mzhonesty 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:39

That bitch is stupid. What made her think you were automatically going to respond to a text at 1am? If she wanted you that bad, she should have CALLED. And you should have, too. Why are these people so damn scared of rejection?

strawberry6826 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:45

why wud y say SMS? n y dont u jus explain it to her?

clux44 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:18

YDI for using SMS.

lightningthunder 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:33

I think she sent it to at 1am on purpose-- she knew you'd be asleep, and wouldn't be able to reply, and she'd be able to get away from going out with you. It'll be like she did ask you out, but you rejected her, making her look bad?

vnayin 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:51

FYL for wasting 3 years on this girl....

Mumblstiltskin 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:58

Sounds like a dumb, flighty bimbo. Why do men waste their time on ****** like that?

sulhaq 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:06

Completely and Utterly fake. No one is dumb enough to pull that shit. On the remotest of chances this isn't fake.....I would stay at least 500 meters away from that girl, because she's pretty much at the height of stupidity.