By ihatemylife - 28/01/2013 01:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Barhinder 9

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

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chanellgymnast 17

Shave the left side and you'll be right. :)

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ladylilly25 20

You could be the ultimate hipster with only half a beard. That's definitely not mainstream.

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coolboy675 16

The Side Shave: facial version. Except, OP isn't shaving.

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hawright 13

Why did the hipster get burnt? Because they drank their coffee before it was cool...

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capslockisgood 19

Half a beard on a woman? Even better than a regular bearded lady.

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clueless05 12

Oops I forgot about the other half of the beard...it was late at night when I wrote this! Sorry!

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

I don't surf the web often, but when I do, eyebrowse. ;)

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SirDirtyRedD 15

I bet thenonly reason you wernt down voted is cause your hot lol

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finnrambo 13

eh dw about it op, nobody will notice just be that always shaved guy, or grow it out on one side and dye it purple so you can be on the next wtf of the week

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Imhere4fml 24

Some can't even grow both halves of their face! Consider yourself special :)

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mireaux 7

That's one way to make your razors last twice as long.

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OhhhMaryy 12

don't worry though, most girl like guys who have a clean shaved face, :) stay up.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Yeah, beards keep the girls away, but attracts women like a finely tuned mating instrument.

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yresim 12

Only the women who don't like oral, 43.

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rapunzel3416 28

That's not right. :( I like guys with stubble.

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mja929 2

Try not to sleep on the right side of your face. Sleeping on a specific side for the majority of the night cuts of oxygen to the follicles and doesnt let the hair grow or causes it to grow thin

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