By Julianapilikusplatosophophes - 11/07/2015 03:49 - Australia - Kew

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
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Pingvinai 37

I suggest having holy water running through your toilet now.

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pastel_fml 18

I wouldn't use the bathroom in the dead of night anymore either after that.

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SolarLunix 21

I've sat strait up in bed and yelled at my roommate to beware of the *mumble* and then laid back down. My roommate sat there and tried to get me to repeat what I said as I gave her a heart attack. I don't recall any of this.

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Livelife121 30

I feel so sorry for your roommate. I would be petrified if I was her. Lol

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sstahpp 33

He just had a nightmare. Don't worry about it.

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MandieL 27

Bring a silver knife with you. You'll need it for Shapeshifter's and skin walkers. And if it's a ghoul you can at least use it to buy you some time. Then all you need to do is outrun your bf :p But seriously, that's kinda creepy. I think he's been watching too much supernatural

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Silk_Routes 14

oh my...its quite paranormal, i would have scared to hell

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prostar9993 15

Do you even know what paranormal means?

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qdawg06 23

Better bring in a priest asap.

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Beeboopbeep 9

Well, on the bright side, if you're scared shirtless you don't need to use the bathroom.

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grajax 24

He could just be messing with you and actually does remember it.

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sullysair123 19

then it's a good thing you're scared shitless; you don't need to go to the bathroom

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