By Anon - 29/09/2015 03:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML
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YesIamThatPerson 5

Why don't you live on your own? Hopefully a disability or something instead of just being a bum...

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SammiixSue 13

I'm 22 and still live at home. OP isn't necessarily a bum, but they definitely shouldn't be getting an allowance.

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rabbiddog 13

FML for still having an allowance at 23...

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Asinger06 1

23 and getting an allowance? Time to grow up and get a job. Your dad shouldn't be supporting you at that age.

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lkb307 21

why at 23 are you still at home and getting an allowance???

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dendodge 17

Well, ain't that a kick in the head

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SammiixSue 13

You still get an allowance at 23? Grow up and get a job.

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dirtyprancing65 7

WhY are you 23 and still getting an allowance, loser?

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whiteman23 6

why the hell do you have an allowance at 23?

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egr12345 13

Oh the entitlement of still getting an allowance at 23...

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