Love: Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting...

By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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Conkers 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:10

Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Wednesday 23 September 2009 20:13

How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O

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swimmin234 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:36

how did u get those mixed up wtf get a hearing aid hahaloser... i wonder how ur friend feels

muffinsareyummy 1

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:40

how do you get "i love you" out of "i need new shoes"? i just repeated the two words about 20 times and they don't sound similar.

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:52

fake. next please

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:08

So if you loved him back how come you didn't say anything in the first place? COME ON MAN UP. It's awkward and embarassing as hell, but it's better than keeping it hidden forever.

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:53

Sounds like you were listening to your iPod while he said this. That or you are totally desperate and heard what you wanted to hear.

RubixMonkey 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 3:10

I looked in the mirror when I said it, if OP is deaf then perhaps she sucks at reading lips. That is the only way I could see this being a mix up. Do you sign OP?

xXlolololXx 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 4:26

starchild21: there are two different times. one time where he mouths **** you and claims he said vaccum. and as mentioned he mouths I love you and claims he said olive juice.

Ilovewonderland2 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:03

SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!

pmk138 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 9:19

I kind of believe plexico's example almost as much as this lol. yes it is possible but highly unlikely to mix it up. also at whoever said she may be deaf that is highly unlikely cause she said she realized he said he needed new shoes meaning she probably heard it but didn't comprehend it yet cause she was thinking about how much she loved him. also #68 and #69 made me almost get yelled a for waking my sister up cause I laughed so hard. also please excuse any spelling mistakes as I am still getting used to my new smart phone keyboard I I masw any at all that is cause it is sometimes hard for me to see them all.