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By Username - 17/03/2010 00:46 - France

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2021 16:01

Today, thanks to my ex-husband's misogyny, my son is now convinced girls are inherently weaker and that if he had to, he could beat any woman in a fight, even if she was a trained martial artist or a soldier, because, "Men are the stronger gender." I can kick both their asses, husband and son. FML

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By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York

Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML

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A long way to go…

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 18:40 - Latvia - Riga

Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

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No, not like that

By God damn it son - 08/08/2022 04:00

Today, after my 10 year-old son asked what equal rights were and I'd explained it means you treat everyone the same, this morning he punched a girl who's been bullying him so hard, he broke her tooth, because, "Equal rights: if she was a boy I'd have hit her before, but equal rights says it doesn't matter if she's a girl, so I hit her." FML

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Luckster 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:10

I already know I'm going to hate 95% of the comments on this one.

kimuchi_warui 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:56

wow, someone just turned twelve.

Comments

strawberryspacejam 11

Thursday 28 April 2011 22:09

maybe the bitch deserved so chill

the_huldra 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:33

How can you even have a debate on that because in a debate you have to pick a side and clearly you and your partner were on the pro violence side?

kalvinx12 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:30

it's funny because he's right

smartalek 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 14:39

it'd be worse if it was a woman that screamed it.

zyzy92 8

Monday 4 July 2011 22:51

they do deserve it.....

REELAX_fml 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:23

now that is something I would do :)

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 26 September 2011 10:19

Uh, actually, sometimes they DO. We don't deserve 'special treatment' for being a different gender. We deserve EQUAL treatment.

fromthesuck 8

Saturday 1 October 2011 22:59

Just remember. Palm if the hand is abuse. Back if the hand Is control.

theeflowerchild 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:27

What a jerk! Break up with him!

Impulseforyou 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:04

What if the man (boyfriend, husband) not rape) beat the woman with his ****? ;) haha

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