By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
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Wizardo 33

One by one OPs family were mysteriously struck down that night, no one knows who was responsible for the ninja like attacks but some say that the OPs tortured soul exacted revenge on all those who fell for the evil wench of an aunts tricks... and that concludes story time guys.

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worldclassrager 39

I think your wife would have been a better idea...she wouldn't have made a joke like that...

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dutch_girl13 20

We don't know whether or not OP is a boy or girl

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Zomg_Okay 26

65 - Yeah, the "(man)" next to OP's username doesn't tell us anything. We may never know.

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KiddoKS 19

"FINISH HER!" mortal kombat style.

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buckdharma 37

I feel the judges are biased in this match but I still have to give the 1st round to the champ. Next round tell her to throw a punch at your face and then let her deck you. You might be able to pull off a split decision with this strategy, but sorry op, my money is still on the champ.

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sparklyshiny 11

I hope everyone else realizes that she's evil soon enough

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WildWonder808 14

Remember this when Christmas rolls around

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colvindj 22

Evil can take many forms..

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journeytotheend 16

I'm mutual on this one, you don't deserve it yet at the same time you should've excepted it

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