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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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Smurphy121 23

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:18

Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.

ObsidianDrone 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:19

Well that was ground breaking

Comments

Nonexistentguy 7

Thursday 8 October 2015 1:12

How do you split your head on grass? I fell face first on concrete relatively hard and it didn't even spilt my head

aimbug 42

Thursday 8 October 2015 2:48

Quite easily.

ryan9929 4

Thursday 8 October 2015 1:27

I guess I don't get what other people are getting so mad about because, being me, I probably would've done the same. Sucks they got hurt though. I guess all you could do in that situation is apologize and move on.

SlapsKnee 12

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:06

Exactly.

Steve97 32

Thursday 8 October 2015 1:43

The poor guy split his head open and you still call him an idiot?? You're a dick op.

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 8 October 2015 1:53

Way to be a total ********

ForeverAnArcher 20

Thursday 8 October 2015 2:11

Some people think that if they say or do one mean thing, it doesn't matter. But, trust me, it does matter. A lot.

playmonty 9

Thursday 8 October 2015 2:32

You sound like a very unpleasant person

nemisis11 12

Thursday 8 October 2015 2:36

Reminds me of "Not Another Teen Movie" where the guy keeps failing the slow clap all movie.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 8 October 2015 9:58

You beat enslaved to the comment...good for you...

Devtyro 14

Thursday 8 October 2015 2:40

Idk, this is in a gray area. if it was someone I knew I would have done what you did and most likely laughed. At least until I found out they were injured. Someone I didn't know then I can't say for sure unless they were trying to be a show off and whiffed. do I think you should be getting so much hate? no. handled the situation better? yes.