Love: Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend...

By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:02

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:05

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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Str3amingcolors 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:57

JUST SAYING: So if this is Bull shit or not, who the hell cares? Like seriously stop being so defensive about it. There is not a fricken point starting a "Internet" fight (Wow we are so bad ass...) about it. Today most people just want to get attention from posting a fake FML, so whatever? ( Not assuming that its fake )Do what you want. Read it, maybe even comment, and MOVE ON. Done, stop wasting your breath over someones downer story. BITCH PLZ

manstie 1

Tuesday 2 February 2010 14:33

This FML is fail.

kemar7856 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:35

you must of had a hidden desire to break up with him

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:07

I suspect that there's a part of your subconscious that may either desire to break up with him or fear an incident which could instigate a break-up. In hindsight, that particular relationship may not have lasted anyway. Try again if you wish, but I think moving on would be a better idea.

tuffclick 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 18:10

I would walk out on u 2

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:44

good advice tay canday

DeZera 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:54

she could been refering to the time she woke up. alot of people have clocks by their bed... and i know alot of ppl who have very vivid dreams and remember talking.... i roomed with one..