By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

If you did that in your sleep, how would you know what happened?

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Intoxicunt 5

I picture this: *Wakes up* Oh god, I just had the most terrible, VIVID dream where I was breaking up wi- Tom? Toooooom? Hello? *Searches house* He's gone. >_> And basically she figures it out from there. I usually know when I've talked in my sleep.

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xd0rkiee 0

When you are sleeping, your unconscious thoughts come alive. Most likely, you probably wanted to break up with him.

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J0yce 0

Ehh... I gotta say it's your fault for this one.

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wordgirl 0

Um. How do you *know* this? You were asleep, right?

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mopararmy 0

lmffcsao that sucks . and u need a lliffe

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xoconnie 8

wtf how did you know you broke with him while you WERE SLEEPING if you were REALLY SLEEPING. onviously u knew u were awake and next time be like woah bad dream! instead of him believing u were actually up! (which u probbly were)! goshhh

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KASHMIR_fml 0

I fall cake. no way in he'll ud have enough convo in ur sleep to breakup with somebody

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sssddd_14 0

that has actually happened to me before! my boyfriend made a video on my computer to prove it because he knew i wouldn't believe it the next morning

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PrincessPink123 0

awwwwe! that's so friken sad! if that happened to me, I wuld cry for 50000 years if he refused to get bak with me! :@

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