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By Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina - 01/06/2013 04:31 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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Little brat

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 18:00

Today, I learned that being kicked in the vagina by your brat brother not only makes you vomit from the pain, it also makes you get a period an hour later so unbelievably more painful than usual, you're forced to use the real good painkillers left over from your dad's spine surgery. FML

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Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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Newbie

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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Hamlin 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 13:43

Surprise kick him in the balls back

lachy15 15

Saturday 1 June 2013 13:43

He is an idiot. The fact that he thinks it's the penis that is the sensitive part backs that up. It's the testicles that are sensitive, and apparently the ****** is fairly similar.

Comments

DGED13 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 15:47

What next did he punch you in the breast not realizing they were similarly sesative?

mmcrae97 9

Saturday 1 June 2013 15:49

Your sparring partner is an ass

AngelApocalypse 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 15:56

Clam slam...

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 1 June 2013 15:59

Has he never heard of a punt? !

jmcr 27

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:08

Kick him back in his vag that shit does hurt

rinoa_fml 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:24

So did he kick you in the vulva and clit or right up your ******? Because if you are using incorrect terminology for your own body, then tsk tsk.

Synistiel 14

Friday 7 June 2013 20:27

Dude shut up. It's obvious that the term "******" is commonly accepted to represent the entire female genitalia. Get off your high horse.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:26

Some people can be so stupid sometimes.

diaosi 4

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:27

A guy has gotta be a real pussy (no pun intended, really) to kick a girl in the ******.

deinemudda 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:51

but kicking guys in the balls is ok?

Selkhe 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:44

Oh my god... why do people pull this kind of argument all the time? NO, it is not okay, but were we talking about guys being kicked? No. we were talking about girls getting kicked. can we not make it about someone else?

Isa_fml 20

Saturday 1 June 2013 23:43

Couldn't we all agree that it's shitty to kick people, regardless of gender? Jesus.

Synistiel 14

Friday 7 June 2013 20:29

60- ONLY for self defence. I'm sick of hearing people say that, when has it EVER been okay for any other reason?

cyberpimp 4

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:37

Aren't you supposed to wear a cup during a karate class

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:42

A female cup? I know their is protective gear for boxing but not karate. That would hinder your movement I imagine.

o0ginger0o 7

Saturday 1 June 2013 21:41

There's a female equivalent of a cup. It's called a female groin pad, or a female groin protector. Basically, it's a thick pad that has straps and a waist band.