By toot_toot_turtle - 17/03/2016 03:41 - United States - Monroe

Today, at my brother's baseball practice, two 6 year-old girls wanted a piggy back ride. I get this a lot due to my size, so after telling their mom how good I was with kids, I let one get on my back. I then promptly tripped over a puppy and face planted, resulting in a crying child. FML
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toot_toot_turtle 8

I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D:

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Welshite 39

You failed, OP. This was a test of your spatial awareness, and it's only going to get worse. Next it will be trip wires and LEGO pieces.

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babetgirl 14

Am I the only one that wonders why OP get's asked for piggyback rides because of her size?

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jttorkildson 21

I gave a piggyback to a friend's little sister once and she kept bouncing and tugging on my shoulders and I told her to stop because she was throwing my balance off, but she didn't and I fell, right on top of her. It was pretty awful, so cheer up OP, you could have landed on the kid.

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saffy66 34

Anyone who boasts about being 'good with kids' is just tempting fate.

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PePziNL 20

Is your brothers baseball ok?

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BabyCakes818 16

Bragging will get you nowhere but the opposite result. Lol.

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toot_toot_turtle 8

I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D:

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