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By anon - 12/12/2014 01:43 - United States - Commack

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By embarassinggg - 06/02/2013 18:57 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

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Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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dweeds508 24

Friday 12 December 2014 14:56

That's ******* awful to do to a child

jen1097 25

Friday 12 December 2014 14:57

That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful

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mewlugia 8

Friday 12 December 2014 22:49

That is a really sad thing to do to a child no matter what the reasoning is! I mean did they think they were at a professional show??? That can seriously mess up the poor kid!

wallmaria 15

Friday 12 December 2014 23:59

wow how rude. i'm sory i'll bet she did better than any of them could!

Sista92359 24

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:38

Now if your daughter got hurt everyone would act all nice and stuff... Human nature is so nice but at the same time the most idiotic thing

Ilikepie82479 20

Saturday 13 December 2014 0:54

What the heck that's terrible

Grenith 21

Saturday 13 December 2014 1:51

that's new York for you.

gaki_fml 8

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:05

Who the **** boos a five year old, and why were they not out by their seat mates?

yepokay 11

Saturday 13 December 2014 4:40

Shame on them!

Bryndaboss 10

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:17

What a bunch of little fuckboys :/

born_hustla 26

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:35

Yikes! There goes her self esteem! That's really freaking mean!

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 13 December 2014 5:49

Why are people so awful?! This world has turned to shit

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