Kids: Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing,... - FML

By anon - 12/12/2014 01:43 - United States - Commack

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By embarassinggg - 06/02/2013 18:57 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

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Get off!

By disembob - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By PartyPoop - 28/08/2021 02:00

Today, at my gender reveal party, my daughter threw a huge temper tantrum and knocked over tables and chairs screaming, “Fuck this shit!” when the reveal came out pink. She’s five. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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Fight Club Penguin

By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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dweeds508 24

Friday 12 December 2014 14:56

That's ******* awful to do to a child

jen1097 25

Friday 12 December 2014 14:57

That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful

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i_h8t_everything 12

Saturday 13 December 2014 21:34

Yes grown ups, please educate us on how and why this generation of kids is terrible while your generation of kids were intelligent and had morals

roys1girl 18

Sunday 14 December 2014 1:17

What a horrible thing to do to a child!

kohaku84 4

Sunday 14 December 2014 5:32

That's terrible, what adult would boo at a five year old? People need to grow up!

firefly90 1

Sunday 14 December 2014 10:28

They'll get what's coming to them for doing that to a child! Karma's a bitch

Queenie2014 11

Sunday 14 December 2014 13:14

Ok seriously those people need to get cussed out. You do NOT boo the babies.

Huddisher 10

Monday 15 December 2014 7:08

A room full of ******* assholes.

DrHothead 15

Tuesday 16 December 2014 4:49

Those assholes, I hate those ppl

lummiiss 3

Sunday 21 December 2014 4:29

I would smack this adults

kelseaboo 14

Monday 12 January 2015 5:41

Poor baby. Some people are hateful.. :(

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 31 January 2015 5:59

I don't think I've ever read an FML before now that literally made my jaw drop. The immaturity of those people is astounding, and we're talking about not one, but multiple complete loser adults. Sounds like a room of lost dreams of people, as if they never had the kind of skill that one five year old girl did or something like that, whatever, I just cannot believe multiple grown adults would critique a five year old's dancing skills, and so rudely. I mean the people on Dance Moms are more tame than that, what the ****...

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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Today, I was demoted as a bridesmaid in a wedding because I dyed my hair, and didn't ask permission from the bride to do so. The bride is my sister. FML

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