By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 16:35 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
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DerSuldam 25

I don't know about the rest of you, but I would personally hate it if my boyfriend ever talked about me like that to complete strangers.

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Queen_of_Night 20

Anyone else seeing Peanut going, "Hey guy, Hey guy! NYAOOOO!"?

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cprad11 12

He seems like an arrogant prick to me. No guy should ever talk about his partner like that.

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

If you use those words to describe your girlfriend. Youre not ready to have a girlfriend

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Joshawott 21

Could have said something like "Sounds more fun than her mother" and gave him an awkward stare until he put two and two together.

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Zebediabolical 39

Why not just lead with 'Why are you staring so hard at my daugher?'

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Jaadde 24

Am I the only one who thinks he might have been making this up - who actually says that to a complete stranger?

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ThrottleJockey 35

At least he didn't say that he likes to fist you.

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