By Emyka - 21/09/2016 10:51 - Austria

Today, at my job of 2 months, I'd taken it upon myself to water the plants around the office every day since they all looked a little sad. My boss then asked why so many of the fake plants were getting mouldy. My co-workers had watched me water plastic plants for 2 months and nobody bothered to tell me. FML
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That's amazing. I mean you couldn't touch the stems or leaves since day one?

I wonder which one of your coworkers won that bet. "Hey, how long d'you think the new girl will keep watering those plants till she realizes they're fake?" "$50 it takes her two weeks." :two months later: "Hasn't she noticed that horrible smell? ... Should we tell her?" *all coworkers are blown away by OPs obliviousness*

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I am surprised you never touched them to see if they were real or not. Maybe that's just me.

I think it's more amazing that you didn't notice that the plants were fake for two months.

Im sorry, but are you that obtuse that you couldn't tell the difference between a fake plant and a real plant?!

different parts of the world spells words differently. both moldy and mouldy are correct.

flv88 14

I watered a cactus for 9 years before my boss told me that it was fake.

Always poke the dirt before you water. It should be dry to the touch 1/4-1/2" down into the soil. Since fake plants don't absorb moisture, you would probably have figured out pretty quickly that they were fake if you did that.

orangejubejube 20

No doubt they were betting on how long until you found out! Understandable though. And I can relate; I bought a plant, not realizing it was fake, and watered it for a few months, until my housemate pointed out that the plant hadn't changed at all since we got it.. Then I pulled off a leaf, it was plastic.

So since there are other people with experience in this, please enlighten us...how did you water it for months without water spilling out of the pot?

So if they were fake this whole time, how did they look droopy to you?

Did the plants look any less sad from the watering?

devans00 14

Why were you watering plants without permission or asking anyone? That's very presumptuous of you.