Love: Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that...

By Asdf649 - 19/05/2012 04:17 - Canada - Burlington

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By wtf - 31/07/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By mavstrr1764847 - 27/06/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

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By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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Palirose 22

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:15

That's really messed up. But obviously he liked you enough to stay and marry you. :D so no worries op.

immaMonsta 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:22

Some relationships start out that way. You shouldn't focus on the negative though; you're obviously still together and he loves you, so that's got to count for something, right? Anyway, congratulations :)

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Sidel 11

Saturday 19 May 2012 14:57

So? He obviously liked you enough to marry you, so why does it matter why you started dating?

connerwonner 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:00

Drunk men tell no tales.

yummylicious 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:12

I see no problem if he wasn't dared to marry you. It doesn't matter how your relationship started, maybe he realized he really likes you

OttersIsAwesome 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:13

Unless your husband's friend is known for telling the truth when drunk, then he was probably saying some random crap while trying

OttersIsAwesome 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:15

^accidently pressed send I'm using a smartphone To make his way to the rest of the alcohol.

CookieElmo390 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:34

Woow Thatt Really Suck I Wouldave Slaped Him

maosquare 18

Saturday 19 May 2012 16:43

Really? For Your Comment Really Sucked.

BigRigX 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:41

So what if it was a dare, he is marrying you now.

stormchaser24 24

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:42

Well, maybe he was scared to ask you too. But he stayed with you so he must love you enough to stay.

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:54

So what? He continued dating you and then married you. He probably thinks it's the best dare he ever took :) Congratulations!

thecovert 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:58

Guess he lost the dare, eh?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 19 May 2012 16:17

Maybe he thought you were out of his league and would laugh at him for asking you out. In any event, you're happy together now, so who cares? I hope you two have many happy years together.