Intimacy: Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It...

By Sue Ellen - 21/04/2014 15:43 - United States - Providence

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Duh…

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML

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By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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misterspock 16

Monday 21 April 2014 21:52

I think you blew this out of proportion.

Brelywi 15

Monday 21 April 2014 21:54

Damn, you must give one helluva ********.

Comments

DemosthenesMB 13

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:54

Well that blows.

Sangue0608 26

Sunday 4 May 2014 13:14

You're a little late to the party, that's been said a few times.

token_blackguy 18

Tuesday 22 April 2014 2:59

There's a message here.

LouisvilleLuke 10

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:43

I would fall in love with anyone that blows on the first date

Sangue0608 26

Sunday 4 May 2014 13:15

I see you have exceptional standards.

bazookajoey 27

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:44

The first date?

kotake 7

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:52

What's it matter how or who knows? You love him and he loves you, does that not matter anymore? Granted you should have a good conversation with him about privacy and such, but does it really matter? And if anyone tries to hold it against you just stand proud OP, your bj skills got you the love of your life and you shouldn't regret that one bit.

Rylan1 7

Tuesday 22 April 2014 3:58

YDI, for having a husband.

outoftown 26

Tuesday 22 April 2014 4:44

Well, this one goes down... in the books as most memorable wedding speech.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 22 April 2014 4:46

Well, I don't know if that' something that should have been done on a first date, but the main issue here is that that's something he shouldn't have shared with anyone else. That was a private moment between the two of you and it should have stayed that way. FYL

valentinov 15

Tuesday 22 April 2014 14:14

#83 - stating the obvious was really cool in the '90s. Think about it. You should have made a toast also, sharing that you just love how he is so good at oral sex, and you feel bad that you can't return the favor as good as him. Now, this should put to rest any rumors about you, but start new rumors about both of you. Which is ok - that's what marriage is for.

sammyjanette 17

Tuesday 22 April 2014 4:55

Geez, you let someone put their dick in your mouth after knowing them for maybe an hour or two? What if they had a disease? I can also, bet that he DIDN'T reciprocate.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:42

Agreed, potentially could've been worse. Also to those that may comment regarding regardless of how one tries to justify it is still a bad idea. Just because it's your choice to make doesn't mean it's a good idea, and people can and will call you out particularly if have a history of making bad choices. They are calling you out, because they are concerned. Sometimes you have to be a little mean so they can realize it isn't a good idea and not brush it off.