By kelbel89 - 01/10/2013 21:46 - United States - Mesquite

Today, at the age of 23, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. My father swabbed his mouth for DNA and fingerprinted him. FML
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kelbel89 tells us more.

Hey guys. This is the full scoop. My father is about 5'9'' and my boyfriend is 6'4''. My dad was going to intimidate him in anyway he could. He started the night off by answering the door and telling my BF that I was out on my real date for the night. Obviously, my dad has a very dry sense of humor. I don't think he was actually going to send what he collected to a lab, but he didn't crack a smile the whole time it was going on. I tried to stop him, multiple times, at which point my dad said that my boyfriend was lucky he couldn't find any latex gloves that day because it meant he was going to have to skip the prostate exam. My mother was there and thought it was hilarious. My boyfriend is wonderful and rolled with the punches. He took it very well and we are still together. :) Many of you asked if my dad works in law enforcement. Nope, he's just a Texan (which I feel I should point out my boyfriend is not). My father is incredibly proud of himself, I think even more so now that so many of the comments were in his favor. I was, and still am, absolutely mortified.

Top comments

Just looking out for you. It could be worse. He couldn't give a damn about you.

Kyuubi_Rose 11

Either your dads a cop or just paranoid, it's good to know he cares though right?

Comments

Sounds like Stan Smith! Is your dad Stan Smith?

Sounds like your father gave your b/f the standard NSA greeting. How appropriate!

I would love it if my girlfriend's dad tried something like that. Call his bluff, show some balls and daddy's girl puts out for sure.

Love it. And you never know what might turn up, maybe your bf is shady

2 things I don't get: 1/ How come your boyfriend accepted to do it? 2/How come your dad has got a DNA and fingerprint kit at home?

1) Likely combination of confusion and terror. 2) Cue tip, plastic bag, paper, ink. Not that hard to improvise either.

I'm glad he didn't use the other method to check for DNA

jw90 18

Well as long as there's no leftovers on his breath you should be fine right? Right?