Miscellaneous: Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning...

By smartgirl - 01/05/2009 23:48 - Canada

Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 491

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By Jessey - 18/06/2009 13:05 - United Kingdom

Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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You deserved it 236

By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

By Colbasaur - 24/06/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

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You deserved it 4 976

By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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You deserved it 5 359

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 260

By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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You deserved it 3 093

By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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You deserved it 42 375

By honorstudent - 13/05/2010 02:18 - United States

Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML

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You deserved it 8 256

Tehalon 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 14:17

Maybe you need a different haircut and start praying for them boobs to pop up.

fretforyerlatte 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 14:13

and no one bothered to correct him either? that's harsh.

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greengoo107 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:33

I'll be he was trying to trick you...I'll bet you were surprised!! congrats!

justbea777 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:48

that sucks, im sorry :(

Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:43

Should have just interrupted when he said "he" and simply said "she." The look on his face... :-p

mk1o3o 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:44

it's hard to look pretty when you're too busy with school

firebrand111 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:12

This is hysterical. Sorry though.

duchesse427 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:14

lmfao, i'm sorry for laughing

ILoveJace01 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:32

Wow, what a jerk. I'd "accidentally" mistake him for a "Mrs." instead of a "Mr." when I accepted my award. =)

RiCAN_CUTiE23 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:40

was what he was saying even written down ? cuz it would be messed up if the principle kept saying he when it said she the whole time and its also messed up that your teachers didn't bother to correct him

mcalawala 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:05

Noone corrected him??? HARSH! thanks number 25 btw

Suicidal_Alpaca 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:18

Aw, I feel your pain! People mistake me for a boy just because I have short hair, but maybe he/she was just reading off of a script and just filling the names in below. But I understand, and just because people mistake you for a boy doesn't mean that you are ugly.