Kids: Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted...

By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By GK - 08/05/2009 11:20 - Australia

Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML

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By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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badonis 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 12:27

You know what? Kids don't know shit.

huanita 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 22:50

kids can be so sincere that hurts sometimes. hope you can deal with the situation in a good way...

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:18

Kids today just love being mean.

Horsempeg 25

Tuesday 28 May 2013 22:48

They say the only honest answers you can expect are from kids, drunks, and the elderly!

Billy_Coen 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:31

oh wow, "Bastard Children" as my teacher would always say. (not to me my class) Looks are everything. In my school, all the guys are all over the Female teacher with the "perfect ass" If my school were to vote for favorites, she would win. But it also matters how you treat your kids, it would make a diffrence. (well you can't blame them for honesty) jajaja -Billy

happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 16:57

I don't believe it. Schools should NEVER vote for a favorite teacher. The strict teachers will hurt, the fun teachers will have to explain to the strict teachers that they will do better next year. The ugly ones will feel sad. The kids who voted for THEIR favorite teacher wasn't the cool groups favorite teacher so they will be made fun of. Why do that to poor kids and teachers?

Im_cursed 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 11:05

maybe you should wake up a lilttle earlier in the A.M to get dolled up before work.. most women are too lazy and go to work looking like they rolled out of bed from the top of the ugly tree.. dont so it for them either.. do it for yourself.. the better you look the better you will feel about yourself.

Ms_ValS 27

Wednesday 31 July 2013 15:24

The way you say it though it's as if you are offended by women who don't doll up. Like you don't approve of them. That contradicts your "do it for yourself not others" speech.